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Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Do Not Resuscitate

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dancing Doctor

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Happy Turkey Day!

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"