Celebrating Life T-Shirts

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"It's over!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Bubbly

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dancing Doctor

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'