Life Celebrator Gifts

That Was Fun - Let's Do It Again.

Home for Seniors.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Cheers to being a person."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Layer cake

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Emotional Bling

Jumping Man

Christmas sweater alternatives

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Scot holding a heart.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Congratulations!

Year of the Rat

Free love

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"I'm running a loose ship."

The first birthday gift.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

Life begins at 60

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Birthday Painting

A drum covered in candles

"She just uses all that make-up to hide her age."

Handel sitting on a piano

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

Alien Birthdays...

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

"If there are seven dog years to every year - why don't I get seven birthday cakes every year?"