Family Life Celebrators Gifts

Mothers' Day

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

celebrating a birth.

"Use your inside scream."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Cheers to being a person."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

"Does it come with instructions?"

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

Reality of Parenthood

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'I wrapped it myself !'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

"Teddy wants a glass of water."

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"Please understand, the Queen has thousands of kids. It's not practical to expect her to kiss you all goodnight every night..."

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

"The money I make working pays for a better life for my child."

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."