Family Life Celebrators Gifts

Mothers' Day

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

celebrating a birth.

"Use your inside scream."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Cheers to being a person."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

Reality of Parenthood

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

"Does it come with instructions?"

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'I wrapped it myself !'

Home for Seniors.

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"Teddy wants a glass of water."

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"The money I make working pays for a better life for my child."

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

"Please understand, the Queen has thousands of kids. It's not practical to expect her to kiss you all goodnight every night..."