Family Life Celebrant T-Shirts

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

celebrating a birth.

"Use your inside scream."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Cheers to being a person."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Congratulations!

Free love

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Trick or treat?"

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

Friends and champagne

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

Reality of Parenthood

Three happy men

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

'No! You don't come in the house with a bag that's moving!'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

"Teddy wants a glass of water."

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"The money I make working pays for a better life for my child."

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."