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'She's just great with the children.'

Polygamists' Picnic

Graph Your Relatives!

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stockwell's day

Cheers

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Maypole

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

Festive squad

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'I wrapped it myself !'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Meet your Uncle Roger, we haven't laid eyes on hide or hair of him since he was best man at our wedding, have we mother?'

"You need to get a move on vicar, you're doing the Christening in half an hour."

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

A stranger calls to see me

"We've found your birth mother."

Turkey Owl