Kids' Fun Gifts

'Do you look in the mirror after you've washed?'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Zoo.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Little league world series of poker.

"That'll be five bucks."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Little doctor.

"I told him we needed more string."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Ready Mum?'

The Perfect Cannonball

Circus Act

"Ah...here they are!"