Childhood Fun Gifts

'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'

Ball pit

Snowman

I love bathtime.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Childhood, also known as, 'The time of fun before homework had to be done'.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

Kids' tongues stuck on Ice Cream van

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

The Perfect Cannonball

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

'We found Daddy's credit card - How much do you want for your sweet shop?'

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"I told you to stuff it with candy."

How can I compete? The guy can burp the alphabet

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Football Fans

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Face painting.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Little league world series of poker.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"