Entertaining Kids T-Shirts

'He's ever so good with children.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Children's Parties

Cocktails on the verandah.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

The wonderful world of cheese.

Clown on bike.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"That'll be five bucks."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Join me in a Martini?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'He does.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Canape?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Gooseberry Fool...

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

A Woman Holding Canapes