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"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Clown on bike.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Join me in a Martini?

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

American Idle.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Canape?

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Gooseberry Fool...

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."