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"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

The wonderful world of cheese.

Clown on bike.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Join me in a Martini?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Canape?

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Gooseberry Fool...

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."