Naval Themes Prints

Lady Hamilton, as Dido, Laments Depature of 'Aeneas', Lord Nelson.

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

Periscope in the bath

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Cannonball!'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Sailor in Car.

Emergency Phone.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

On the brink.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Shred the plank."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

COWMIKAZES

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."