Nautical Whimsy Pillows

The termites mated!

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Emergency Phone.

On the brink.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Shred the plank."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

High tide.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Long Johns Silver."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."