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'May contain Cnuts.'

"I've got a bad feeling, the rats are leaving the ship..."

"Not in front of the crew!"

'Oh Crud!'

'Cannonball!'

"They want us to set up a self-regulating body"

Pilates of Penzance.

'Whoever said, 'getting there was half the fun'?!'

'The hook was too dangerous.'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

Sailor in Car.

Life raft and death raft.

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

Subwoofer

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

'Aargh! Curse the morning eye crust that cost me my eye!'

Barnacle Bob suddenly realized the plank was the only part of the ship to survive the rogue wave.

'Of course he's not all there.'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Caution Wet Floor

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

Watch Your Step.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Pirates go blind.

'Cheer up, Cap'n -- nobody's perfect.'

"Well I think it looks nice"

"...I have no idea how to make cheese."

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

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"The captain tempers justice with mercy."