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'Cannonball!'

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

On the brink.

Emergency Phone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Moustached gentleman

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Lighthouse Beam.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Shred the plank."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Pirate

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Pirates

"Call me Ishmael."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'