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'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

On the brink.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shred the plank."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate

Lighthouse Beam.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Moustached gentleman

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Subwoofer

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'