Underwater Themes Prints

Sorry, Jack, the new 'Health and Safety Officer' is very strict!

"At least the virus didn't get him."

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

Emergency Phone.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

On the brink.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Shred the plank."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Subwoofer

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I want out, Laura."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'I think he wants you to play ball!'