Underwater Tale Explorer Gifts

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Warrior Woman

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Guide fish.

Ghostship

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Octopus on Keys.

Shark food pyramid.

Airplane Fish

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Happy Valentine's Day.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Freia and her golden apples