Nautical Novelty Mugs

'That's not my name ... it's the name of my banker.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Pirate

Lighthouse Beam.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Moustached gentleman

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'It was this big. I swear'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Ahoy

Your Country Needs MOO!

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Leaking backpack.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'