Nautical Novelty Seeker Mugs

'What will those kids be wearing next?'

Boating Reflection

Faster, Georges, faster!

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Your Country Needs MOO!

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

A Jack Tar

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

Mariner tells a lady with a high bonnet 'you should never carry so much sail in a sou-wester'

"Yes, it's me, Captain Nemo. I've gone corporate."

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

Monster in the sea.

Cargo Ship Backlog

It's the thought that counts: Totally useless gifts.

'We've got to cut the rope. The anchor is caught on something.'

'Of course he's not all there.'

Octo-Pirate

Whale with a fish eye.

Pirate window-shopping.

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

'Noah, we have more than two barnacles...'

Parson ad Nautical Young Lady.