Nautical Chic Seeker Mugs

Pirate window-shopping.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

Have a very piratical Birthday

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'You say you've passed all your pirate exams?'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Boating Reflection

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'