Nautical Chic Seeker Pillows

Pirate window-shopping.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'You say you've passed all your pirate exams?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Boating Reflection

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"