Nautical Novelty Seekers Pillows

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Boat wedding.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Fishing boat.

"Shred the plank."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Your Country Needs MOO!

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Exempli Gratia.

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Boating Reflection

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'I see lot's of water...'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"Yes, it's me, Captain Nemo. I've gone corporate."

A Jack Tar

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean