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'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Boating Reflection

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

A Jack Tar

Mariner tells a lady with a high bonnet 'you should never carry so much sail in a sou-wester'

"Yes, it's me, Captain Nemo. I've gone corporate."

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy