'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'
Nautical Novelty Seekers Gifts
Looking for treats that splash a little humor into your nautical lover's world? Our nautical novelty collection features playful, creative products for those who dream of the sea—on mugs, shirts, pillows, and art prints. Whether they adore sailing, boating, or just the ocean breeze, you'll find unique items that capture their adventurous spirit with a fun twist. These gifts make a splash at any occasion and bring a lighthearted wave of joy to any nautical enthusiast.
'Quick, everyone back to the center!'
Faster, Georges, faster!
Boat wedding.
'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'
"Shred the plank."
Fishing boat.
'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).
A large yacht carries a small wood house.
'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'
"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."
"No, I said to swab the deck!"
"The back flip was a nice touch."
The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.
"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."
"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."
Your Country Needs MOO!
Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.
Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)
Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.
"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."
King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller
Boating Reflection
'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'
'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'
'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'
A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman
'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'
Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.
Sailors Scrubbing the Decks
Exempli Gratia.
"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."
"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."
'I see lot's of water...'
"Yes, it's me, Captain Nemo. I've gone corporate."
Nautical Novelty Seekers Gifts Collection
Nautical Novelty Seekers Mugs
Explore our entire nautical novelty collection to find mugs that make waves with humor and style—perfect for sailing fans or ocean lovers.
Nautical Novelty Seekers Pillows
Find cozy nautical pillows that bring seaside fun and humor into any living space—perfect for nautical novelty seekers.
Nautical Novelty Seekers Prints
Browse our nautical art prints and add a splash of seaside humor to your home decor—ideal for nautical novelty lovers.
Nautical Novelty Seekers T-Shirts
Check out our nautical-themed T-shirts for playful styles that celebrate the sea and adventurous spirit—ideal for any maritime enthusiast.