Celestial Chic Seeker Pillows

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

"OMG, LOL!"

Cherub on a cloud

"I opted for the upgrades."

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Smashed harp...

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Good Casual Friday

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"Take me to your tailor."

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

Inventive Uses of Halo

One Way Arrow.

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

10 Commandments Bar.

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

Pirate window-shopping.

"I should stop buying shoes."

"Do you ever wish you'd been a sinner?"

Crop Circle Haircut.

"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

"Is this the best thing ever or what?! Seriously, you guys are going to be posting about this for weeks. And I'm so not exaggerating..." The hyperbolic eclipse of the sun