Celestial Chic Seeker Pillows

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

"OMG, LOL!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Cherub on a cloud

"I opted for the upgrades."

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Smashed harp...

Good Casual Friday

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Eighty percent polyester."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"Take me to your tailor."

Inventive Uses of Halo

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

10 Commandments Bar.

Pirate window-shopping.

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

'Are you kidding??'

"I should stop buying shoes."

One Way Arrow.

Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

'The halo is nice, but I would've preferred a tiara.'

Crop Circle Haircut.

"Do you ever wish you'd been a sinner?"

"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."

Having shopped until she dropped, Kathy finally finds the PERFECT card.

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'