Collecting Pirate Memorabilia Gifts

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

'Were they ALL job-related injuries?'

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"Since he lost a leg he's become unstable!"

Pirate eye chart.

"They were all out of pirate hooks so I got a dentist hook."

'I got dressed in the dark.'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Pirates Not Allowed

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

'I'm returning the parrot. He doesn't roll his r's...'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'I'd give an arm and a leg to get my other arm and leg back.'

'Are you looking at my bird?'

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Take into account I've probably put on about thirty pounds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Fossil bands

The Fab Four

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.