Collecting Pirate Memorabilia Pillows

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

'Were they ALL job-related injuries?'

"Since he lost a leg he's become unstable!"

Pirate eye chart.

"They were all out of pirate hooks so I got a dentist hook."

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Pirates Not Allowed

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

'I'm returning the parrot. He doesn't roll his r's...'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'I'd give an arm and a leg to get my other arm and leg back.'

'Are you looking at my bird?'

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Take into account I've probably put on about thirty pounds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'We should talk more.'