Collecting Police Memorabilia Pillows

1st cop: 'Happy Christmas Sarge', 2nd cop: 'Here's one for you PC39'. Caption: Heavy police presents.

"Come out with your hands up-you're surrounded by men with megaphones."

"What makes him the bad cop is that he's in the wrong interrogation room and he just gave you my doughnut."

Policeman

"I'm a lapsed good cop."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Billy. The Kid.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Downton Abbey Road"

Monuments

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Mark Gastineau

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Kobe Bryant

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Baseball.

Oooops!

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."