Collecting Military Paraphernalia Pillows

"OK you smart arses...who wrote that on smart bomb number four?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Billy. The Kid.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Monuments

"Downton Abbey Road"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

French Army knife

Oooops!

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Generals medals

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Ducks following a tank.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Baseball Cheating

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot