Military Memorabilia Pillows

'Don't worry, it's just my souvenir from when the Berlin Wall came down.'

'The General never goes anywhere without his medals'.

Santa’s Armory

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Monuments

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

French Army knife

Oooops!

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Ducks following a tank.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Soldier's medals continued on back.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Highlights from the Million Moderate March

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

Admiral Compass

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

Obama-Rambo