Police Memorabilia Collector Pillows

Underfunded Police Dept: 'Continue to resist and I'll be forced to rub my feet on this piece of carpet and touch you.'

The Police - 1829

'Alright, never mind! Everybody get back in the car!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Oooops!

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

French Army knife

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Football addict

Baseball Cheating

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

Ducks following a tank.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'