Law Enforcement Memorabilia Pillows

'Do you have a license for that vehivle Miss?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Oooops!

The Generals medals

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Ducks following a tank.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'