Law Enforcement Memorabilia Pillows

'Do you have a license for that vehivle Miss?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Oooops!

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

The Generals medals

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have the right to remain silent."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Ducks following a tank.

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Police hiding in the ballot box.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'