Police Equipment Aficionado Pillows

Police canteen.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Arcarde Patrol

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

Street trader tricking police.

Might Versus Right.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

The Police - 1829

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Surveillance Society

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Call for back-up.'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

City Police...K - 41/2 unit