Police Equipment Aficionado Pillows

Police canteen.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Arcarde Patrol

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

Might Versus Right.

Street trader tricking police.

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

The Police - 1829

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Surveillance Society

'Call for back-up.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"