Police Memorabilia Collector Gifts

Underfunded Police Dept: 'Continue to resist and I'll be forced to rub my feet on this piece of carpet and touch you.'

The Police - 1829

'Alright, never mind! Everybody get back in the car!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Fossil bands

French Army knife

Oooops!

The Fab Four

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Lionel Messi

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Football addict

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Ducks following a tank.

Baseball Cheating

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

June Brown

Footballers - Andres Flo

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'