Maritime Mirth Maker Gifts

'You're doing what? You realise you're establishing a tedious journalistic clich?, don't you?'

Sailor in Car.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'I think out quarterly report should call it a 'negative upward trend'.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

A painter drawing a ship

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

My bad.

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'