Marine Mirth-seeker Gifts

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

Submariners' Eye Test.

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Dolphin Court

"Getting the hang of it?"

My bad.

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!'

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

Octopus and Swordfish

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"Somehow I feel very secure in this blanket of plankton!"

Fish Volleyball.

The 50-Bar.

"Leave the shaker."

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Periscope sighting