Marine Mischief Maker Pillows

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

I don't care what he said to you - go untie your brother.

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Well we could tow him to shore, but for once how about we just kick some ass?"

"My trun!!"

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A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Swimming Prankster

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

Submariners' Eye Test.

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."