Marine Mischief Lover Pillows

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

The Tooth Ferret

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Lovers scuba diving

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Moses/stranded shark

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Common Dolphin

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Submariners' Eye Test.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Don't make eye contact..."

Halloween health & safety.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'