Nautical Mischief-maker Pillows

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Swimming Prankster

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Submariners' Eye Test.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"My trun!!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

"What's the limit on these things?"

Frankie the discount genie

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'