Nautical Mischief-maker Mugs

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Newt sale

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Swimming Prankster

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Submariners' Eye Test.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"My trun!!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"What's the limit on these things?"

Frankie the discount genie

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."