Marine Mischief Makers Mugs

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Swimming Prankster

"Gesundheit!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Less expensive equivalent.

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"My trun!!"

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'I realize it's a bit strange, sir, but due to the new health information privacy laws, none of us is allowed to know your identity.'

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

'I've got acid indigestion.'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

'I was...wong about that stock. I was wonk about that stock. I was wrung about that stock. I was...wronk about that stock. I was...'