Maritime Mischief Enthusiast Mugs

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Submariners' Eye Test.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Titanic 100th anniversary

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Lighthouse switch

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Todd here syas our plank is to narrow and may lead to lawsuits.'

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.