Aquatic Mischief Maker Pillows

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Newt sale

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Swimming Prankster

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

The invisible man makes a pancake

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"My trun!!"

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

Frankie the discount genie

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'