Aquatic Mischief Maker Gifts

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Newt sale

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Swimming Prankster

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"My trun!!"

The invisible man makes a pancake

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

Frankie the discount genie

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'