Marine Mischief Maker T-Shirts

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Well we could tow him to shore, but for once how about we just kick some ass?"

"My trun!!"

Newt sale

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Swimming Prankster

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Knights

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.