Swimming Mischief Maker T-Shirts

Swimming Prankster

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Less expensive equivalent.

Hallowe'en wake up call

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Good morning!'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"My trun!!"

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

Frankie the discount genie

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'