Swimming Mischief Maker T-Shirts

Swimming Prankster

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Hallowe'en wake up call

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Less expensive equivalent.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"My trun!!"

'Good morning!'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Frankie the discount genie

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'