Medical Merrymaker Pillows

'Have you tried super glue?'

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"By making the medical experience more like the shopping experience we're hoping the patient will have more fun."

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

Little Piano

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Piano Bar

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,