Medical Merrymaker Gifts

'Have you tried super glue?'

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"By making the medical experience more like the shopping experience we're hoping the patient will have more fun."

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Little Piano

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"All I've got left is smoked."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...