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"So are the results not very good?"

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Garden variety allergies."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

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You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

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A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

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He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"You have natural causes.''

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'I'll take #1.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.