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"So are the results not very good?"

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Garden variety allergies."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

Less expensive equivalent.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I'll take #1.'

"You have natural causes.''

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'